Remeber, I said booooo-tiful, not beautiful. There are plenty of blogs and articles to cover beautiful. Here are five boooo-ty secrets for your wedding day:
1. Party and drink tequila shots ’til dawn the night before you walk down the aisle.
2. Buy bridal shoes that are stunning–and two sizes too small.
3. Have the bridesmaid who got the most wasted at last night’s party do your make-up.
4. Overeat from stress until you feel bloated at least two days before the wedding.
5. Let every little wedding-day detail that goes wrong turn you into a raving maniac.
Pretty scary. Happy Halloween!
